You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So apparently I’m into choking now
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