...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up under a house in Key West
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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