I wanna passion pit in your ass
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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