their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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