i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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