Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
