so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It was confusing and full of hummus
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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