it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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