Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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