I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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