Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
handjob tips. give me some.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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