Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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