Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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