I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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