How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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