Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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