Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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