We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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