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  I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.

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• At least she left his kidney.

  Submitted by scarab on Apr 3, 11 at 5:00pm

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  • Nip/Tuck, maybe?

    Submitted by anonymousone on Apr 4, 11 at 12:41am

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• People who have one night stands with someone they don't know seem to forget that they are letting a total stranger into their living space or going into theirs. And then they're shocked when this person they don't know from Adam does something shady. Go figure.

  Submitted by Taipan on Apr 3, 11 at 7:54pm

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• did she steal all the good texts off this site too?

  Submitted by youthanize on Apr 3, 11 at 10:39pm

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• thats what happens when youre called in as the stunt cock

  Submitted by clamsmash on Apr 3, 11 at 4:45pm

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• that chick had a dick if she/he could wear his shoes

  Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 3, 11 at 8:58pm

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• I only took his shoes, okay, and that was an accident, I have no clue where his phone went he also couldn't find it last night, god!

  Submitted by rembas on Apr 4, 11 at 12:22am

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• and this is why one night stands are a bad idea all around...

  Submitted by LuckysCharm on Apr 3, 11 at 11:33pm

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• @anonymousone, Charlie the unicorn maybe?

  Submitted by LTHam on Apr 4, 11 at 8:32pm

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• That's what he gets for fuck;ng dumb wh0res!

  Submitted by MichelleOright on Apr 3, 11 at 4:14pm

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• Sounds to me like you get what you pay for.

  Submitted by yeah_Im_THAT_guy on Apr 6, 11 at 11:49am

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