Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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