I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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