In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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