That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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