O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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