Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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