Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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