talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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