did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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