Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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