She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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