I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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