I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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