Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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