your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Randomize
