oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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