I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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