I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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