i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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