Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
ttyl tear gas
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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