what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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