C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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