Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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