Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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