So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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