summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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