Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
