Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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