Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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