it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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