I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
did you just send me my own nude
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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