I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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