check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Randomize
