She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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