for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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